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Re: JOKE THREAD: Need a laugh? Let's post jokes and humor content here
« Reply #855 on: April 28, 2020, 08:46:03 AM »
A ventriloquist was doing his act, part of which was a string of blond jokes. A blond in the audience stood up and shouted, "I'm sick of all these blond jokes. I'm just as smart as you are". The ventriloquist started to apologize and she jumped to her feet again, "You stay out of it. I was talking to that little runt sitting on your knee"!
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Re: JOKE THREAD: Need a laugh? Let's post jokes and humor content here
« Reply #856 on: April 28, 2020, 11:41:12 AM »
A child asks his father what "gay" means


The father says it means happy to his son, to which the son replies: "Dad are you gay?"


The father laughs and says: "No son, I have a wife".

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Re: JOKE THREAD: Need a laugh? Let's post jokes and humor content here
« Reply #857 on: May 06, 2020, 02:00:23 PM »
A cop lit up a guy who was speeding. Instead of pulling over he went even faster. The cop finally got him stopped and asked,"Did you just try to outrun me?"
"Yes sir but I can explain it."
"It better be good but let's hear it."
"Well sir, last week my wife ran off with a cop. I thought you were him trying to give her back."
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Re: JOKE THREAD: Need a laugh? Let's post jokes and humor content here
« Reply #858 on: May 15, 2020, 09:57:21 PM »
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Celibacy

1. Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.
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2. While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.”
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3. He then addressed the men. “Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?”
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4. Frank leaned over, touched Ann’s arm gently, and whispered, “Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?”

And thus began Frank's life of celibacy.

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Re: JOKE THREAD: Need a laugh? Let's post jokes and humor content here
« Reply #859 on: May 16, 2020, 08:59:53 AM »
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Re: JOKE THREAD: Need a laugh? Let's post jokes and humor content here
« Reply #860 on: May 27, 2020, 09:35:33 AM »
Sometimes what one hears is not exactly what the other person has in mind.
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« Reply #861 on: May 29, 2020, 07:05:04 AM »
Now this is funny
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First of all, get knowledge.

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« Reply #863 on: June 05, 2020, 08:33:44 PM »
Hellscape bingo card for 2020.
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« Reply #864 on: August 06, 2020, 09:09:56 AM »
Some folks have only one thing on their mind
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Re: JOKE THREAD: Need a laugh? Let's post jokes and humor content here
« Reply #865 on: September 05, 2020, 04:13:29 PM »
An unusual view of heaven
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