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Re: JOKE THREAD: Need a laugh? Let's post jokes and humor content here
« Reply #825 on: November 10, 2019, 10:14:12 AM »
One on one with Kellyanne Conway (turn on sound)
https://twitter.com/PuffDomino/status/1192940131210203137
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« Reply #826 on: November 10, 2019, 04:55:58 PM »
One on one with Kellyanne Conway (turn on sound)
https://twitter.com/PuffDomino/status/1192940131210203137

LMAO.

If it wasn't so raucous I'd play it multiple times a day! (As I do Baby Shark)
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« Reply #827 on: November 16, 2019, 10:45:42 AM »
Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.
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« Reply #828 on: November 16, 2019, 11:40:59 PM »
Aaaaack! Oh, Bubba! >:D

(I'll be sure to remember that.)
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« Reply #829 on: December 03, 2019, 12:00:36 PM »
I installed one of those chair lifts on my stairs. It's literally driving me up the wall.
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« Reply #830 on: January 10, 2020, 06:27:43 AM »
I can't stand elevator music. It bothers me on so many levels.
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« Reply #831 on: February 05, 2020, 01:09:37 AM »
In a cafeteria,
"Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want."

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« Reply #832 on: February 05, 2020, 01:10:51 AM »
When I found out that my toaster was waterproof, I was shocked.

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« Reply #833 on: February 05, 2020, 01:12:14 AM »
Did you know, before the crowbar was inventer, crows used to just drink at home?

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« Reply #834 on: February 05, 2020, 01:14:16 AM »
I don't appreciate the way my friend said she watched a dwarf felon climbing down the outside of a prison fence. It was a little condescending.

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« Reply #835 on: February 13, 2020, 10:59:27 AM »
My friend died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept saying “Be positive” but it’s hard without him...

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« Reply #836 on: February 20, 2020, 02:45:22 PM »
Did you hear about the brown paper cowboy, who rode the brown paper horse with a brown paper saddle, wore brown paper clothes, had a brown paper gun in a brown paper holster with brown paper bullets, sported a brown paper hat and brown paper boots? The sheriff arrested him for rustling.

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« Reply #837 on: February 22, 2020, 11:51:01 AM »
 A car full of Irish nuns are sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them."Hey, show us yer teets, ya bloody penguins." shouts one of the drunks.

 Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."

. Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off."

She then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior quite innocently, and asks, “Did that sound cross enough?”

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« Reply #838 on: February 22, 2020, 01:33:03 PM »
Three men were arrested and brought before the Judge.
The conversation went like this.
The judge asked the first man, "Why did you get arrested?"
"For blowing bubbles in the park"
"That's not a crime. Case dismissed"
He asked the second man the same question and got the same answer.
"Ridiculous. Case dismissed"
He asked the third man, "I guess you were blowing bubbles in the park too"
"Oh no, your honor. I'm Bubbles"
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« Reply #839 on: February 24, 2020, 03:29:18 PM »
Imagine if you will an atheist stuck behind a car with a bumper sticker that says honk if you love Jesus.

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